Go to the website Career Cruising. Put in Username: nycareers and Password: landmark. The take their “Career Matchmaker” questions, and it’ll give you a list of potential careers that you might enjoy or be good at. Here are my top 20 results.

• 1. Desktop Publisher

• 2. Animator

• 3. Fashion Designer

• 4. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator

• 5. Artist

• 6. Graphic Designer

• 7. Computer Animator

• 8. Medical Illustrator

• 9. Industrial Designer

• 10. Website Designer

• 11. Craftsperson

• 12. Potter

• 13. Interior Designer

• 14. Exhibit Designer

• 15. Historian

• 16. Dental Lab Tech.

• 17. Computer Trainer

• 18. Writer

• 19. Upholsterer

• 20. Manufacturing Machine Operator

As expected, the top entries are all art and design related fields. Though I’m a bit surprised that Comic Illustrator is even a possibility. I guess that means I gotta do what I gotta do!

But then we get down to #16, Dental Lab Tech. Umm.. what? That’s probably a very, very bad idea. I don’t think anybody wants me to be poking their teeth and gums with sharp metal instruments.

But then we have #17, Computer Trainer. This is someone who, I assume, trains computers. To do what, exactly? I’m not sure, but if it were up to me, I would train computers to take over the world. Bwahaha.

Sayonara.