I got a double dose of happiness from a single source, in both my guestbook and my e-mail, from a guy calling himself Jake. Let’s all read what nice things he had to say.

In my guestbook, this joyful little morsel was left.

Go home and die, freak.

Ah, short and sweet and to the point, hmm? What really makes it interesting is that he accompanied this piece of highly constructive criticism with a link to a website featuring clothing designed for pregnant women. Well, I guess everyone has a hobby.

And this delicious digital parcel was delivered to my e-mail box, also from my new best friend up there.

Hey retard, YOU SUCK. Your pathetic artistry does not even deserve to be shown to human eyes. Obviously, you display yourself as a moron who lives off of naked anime pictures and derives great pleasure of coloring your crap in a “special way” that makes it look just as bad. You may call it “SykoGrafix” or “GAYCRAP” or “what-I-pissed-out-today” but its still freaking CRAP. Instead of drawing retarded anime goth fodder, why don’t you GO OUT AND DRAW FOR REAL YOU ANAL SLAPYWAG.

Wow, isn’t that lovely? Of course, you know me, and I just can’t let comments like this slip by without being properly acknowledged, and so this was my reply.

Hello. Thanks for visiting SykoGrafix. I’m glad to read that you liked it so much. I’ll be sure to let you know when more of my pathetic artistry has been added to the gallery. You can expect to see much more retarded anime goth fodder in the future!

That’s a great website you have there, by the way. I didn’t know there were so many collectors of maternity clothing. Keep up the good work, I’m sure it’s very exciting. Though I have to admit that your “Go home and die” remark confuses me. I’m not sure what the point of telling someone to go home over the Internet is. As far as dying goes, that’s going to take awhile yet, but I assure you that it’s well underway.

A small note for you to consider, however. While your creativity in including the word(?) “Slapywag” is to be commended, perhaps people would be more receptive to your commentary if you were to leave out the unnecessary crude language and say something of actual importance rather than an idiotic barrage of 4th grade level insults with no constructive merit that makes you look like nothing more than a loudmouth drooling simpleton with diminished mental capacity. Just a thought.

In conclusion, bite me.

Sayonara.

Just another day in the life of the electric blue ninja. Doesn’t it feel great to be loved?

Now, with all this said, these are the things that I need to know.

1) Who the hell are these people?

2) How the hell did they get here?

and finally..

3) What the hell is a “SLAPYWAG“?

Sayonara.

This past weekend, the local newspaper had a nice passing reference to the anime drawing classes that I teach.

In an article from Saturday’s Economist and Sun (Aug 21, 2004) entitled “Movies Creating Comic Craze“, Mitchell Brown writes about the resent crop of films inspired by comic books and their effect on the comic book industry. My boss, the honorable David Bluestein, was interviewed for his take, and talked about how these films have brought new fans to his drawing classes at Comic Book Masters. When the subject of the new trends involving graphic novels and Japanese comics and animation came up, he had this to say:

“At our school, we opened up with an anime (Japanese animation) program and I thought it was just a phase, but here we are six years later and it’s one of our most highly attended classes.”

Hey, I teach those classes! That’s really freakin’ cool! Thanks Dave! Hopefully this will help get the word out and bring in some new prospective cartoonists this fall.

Sayonara.

That which I had once thought would never happen has actually come to pass.

Whether I like it or not, I am now in possession of a Playstation 2.

Those who know me know that I am a devoted and loyal Nintendo fan, and I am proud to be one. I dutifully obtained a GameCube upon its release, as I did with almost every prior piece of Nintendo hardware. The thought of owning another system is sacrilege to me. Sure, I flirted with other systems back in the PS1 days, but I ultimately found them to be hollow and unfulfilling relationships. To me, Nintendo hardware has always served my purpose and never let me down. And yet, through no action of my own, here I am with a PS2.

From what I understand, without going into too many details, this PS2 sat in storage without any packaging, and thus it could not be sold. My dad brought it home from work and gave it to me to see if it was functional. Not only does it work like a charm, but it appears to have never been operated before and is in perfect condition. So far be it for me to refuse. I had been entertaining the thought of buying one, since there are a few PS2 games that I’d like to play, but it wasn’t worth that much to me, even to buy a used one. A brand new one free of charge, on the other hand, well, I’ll take that! No problemo! And if someone can dig up an old X-Box or Dreamcast, then what the hell, I’ll take that too!

So now my GameCube and Nintendo 64 have to coexist with their new PS2 roommate. It’ll be interesting to see if they get along.

I only have one PS2 game, Need for Speed Underground. It’s pretty fun, though I can tell first hand, from an objective point of view, that the PS2 graphics are inferior to the Cube, moreso then I expected. There are a lot of jagged edges and the picture just doesn’t look as polished or as smooth. But, this game was also free, so I ain’t complaining. That said, should a game that I want be available on both systems, I’ll pick the Cube version, hands down. But it’s nice that I now have the ability to pick up a game that isn’t available for GameCube. I’m looking at the Transformers game, the Street Fighter Anniversary Edition, and the upcoming Godzilla game, all three of which, in my opinion, should get a Cube release, but are not.

A part of me is pretty happy about this, but another part, the Nintendo loyalist part, is a bit angry. Not that I have betrayed my roots or anything like that because I still consider myself a hardcore, die-hard fan of The Big N, but because I now have the ability to play games on the PS2 that I should have been able to play on Cube anyway. Companies act like the X-Box and PS2 are the only systems that exist, and don’t support the GameCube because the games don’t sell as well. Well that doesn’t cut it with me. I mean, in a race between 3 horses, somebody has to come in third, even if they’re all thoroughbreds. But I digress.

I wonder what else I can do with this, if I should get it modded or something like that. I mean, I haven’t really been paying attention to the PS2 scene, having no reason to until now, so I have no idea what’s out there or even possible. I know from watching The ScreenSavers on TechTV that there are some crazy cool things you can do with an X-Box, so I’m wondering what the PS2 can do if I unleash it’s potential.

Anyway, I hope that this does not change me as a person. I still want to be the same Super Mario-playing guy I always was. I’ll have to keep the dark influences under control. But I do have a way to purify my soul. For you see, the PS2 was not the only thing that was uncovered in an unsalable state. There were also two fully functional black GameCubes, complete with all the accessories. I’ll be giving these away to other people in my family who don’t have video games, so I can share the Nintendo love. I think that evens things out.

Sayonara.

New updates today. Yay.

So, one year ago was the big blackout. I remember exactly what I was doing at the time. I was updating this weblog, as a matter of fact, and just about to post before the power went out. Now everyone’s all like “It could happen again! Oh no!“. News flash: Who cares? It was a freak accident and didn’t have anything to do with our gluttonous consumption of power. If it happens again, then it happens. It’s not like we can do anything about it. And it’s seriously unlikely that anything was going to happen now just because it’s the one year anniversary. I know a way to save power: Turn off the freakin’ TV when annoying news people talk about this junk!

But I’m sure the major issue that is affecting everyone today is this.

Yu-Gi-Oh: The Movie!

I’m not a fan, I haven’t seen it, and I doubt I will any time soon, but I have read some of the reviews. It has the dubious honor of getting a perfect 0% score on Rotten Tomatoes.com. Needless to say, all of the “reviews” are by disinterested adults. Well, you know what? Any parent who takes their child to the freakin’ Yu-Gi-Oh movie, knowing ahead of time that they’re going to hate it, deserves to have a terrible time for not taking an active interest in their children’s hobbies. I feel no sympathy for them. The reason why I bring this up is because it reminds me a lot of a similar situation that happened at around this time in the year 1986, with “Transformers: The Movie“. All of the reviews slagged that movie. Did that matter to anyone? No! It was for the fans, and only the fans understood what it was all about. And we loved it. And you know what else? 18 years later, we still do! The very same thing could happen to the Yu-Gi-Oh movie. Time will tell, but I wouldn’t doubt it. I doubt that it’ll make a lot of money, but much like Transformers it may just wind up a “classic” it its own way, despite the opinions of some boring adults.

But, Pokemon: The First Movie – Mewtwo Strikes Back, now that was an awesome movie!

Sayonara.

Just look at this!

Holy cow! Look at that! It’s Ninjatronic! Ninjatronic! I’m Ninjatronic! That officially makes these the greatest toys in the history of the universe! That means I need to buy them all.

Take a look at the Official TMNT website and their 2004 toy page.

I wonder what this interpretation of “Ninjatronic” means, exactly. If this really was Ninjatronic, and I mean REALLY Ninjatronic, then when you press a button it would make fun of your spelling and then destroy you. You couldn’t beat an action feature like that.

Thanks to that radical reptile Tokka at Mikey’s for pointing this out.

Sayonara.