As part of placing in the top 10 in the TFW2005 Super Deformed Transformers contest, my SD drawing of SkyByte has been incorporated into a poster with the other 9 winners. You can purchase a copy of the poster and see what it’ll look like on the first4figures website. It’s $29.99 US, which I guess is expensive for a poster, but only 500 copies are ever going to be made available. Plus, this is the first ever project that is both 100% licensed and endorsed by Hasbro and 100% created by fans. I think that’s pretty freaking cool, myself. And hey, it’s pretty much the first thing that I ever had a hand in that is going to be published so widely. I don’t get any money out of it, but that doesn’t really matter here. It’s just neat that I can say that I drew a part of something and now you can buy it. And hey, maybe when I’m all rich and famous and have risen to the heavens with my god-like superpowers, it’ll be worth something. Ha ha.

I’d say that it’d make a great gift for the holidays, but it looks like they won’t be ready to ship until January, so just buy one for yourself I guess.

Sayonara.

It is here.

I saw it. It took an entire year to see it, but I did.

Godzilla: Final Wars is out on DVD starting TODAY!

Naturally, I woke up early, rushed to the mall just after it opened, bought myself a copy, rushed back home, and watched it. These actions should not be a surprise to anyone by now.

There was a short moment there were I was thinking “OK, now what?“, because I waited so long to see this movie. It’s like accomplishing a goal and not knowing where to go from there. This feeling was fleeting, however. I know that there are several more films out there that deserve a DVD release in North America, and more being released in their native countries all the time. So come on! Which company is going to show come guts, step up to the plate, and give us Ultraman: The Next?

Until then, I think I’ll be pretty happy watching Final Wars about 200 more times.

Sayonara.

It’s hard to belive that it was 5 whole years ago when I released the article “Ninjatron: Published Poet“, exposing how the evil Poetry.com has manipulated would-be poets into parting with their money. The article was a huge hit, and even nowadays I get comments on it. People are still talking about this ridiculous article I wrote, and it’s even been used by poetry enthusiasts online as proof of Poetry.com’s deceptive ways.

I thought it’d be fun and interesting to retrospectively look back at this article, talk about it again, and maybe dust it off for those who have yet to read it.

While I will admit that the poem I wrote, “Pie is so Good“, was indeed a silly and stupid piece of nonsense, I certainly do believe in its message. From it’s first line down to the conclusion, it delivers an only slightly-skewed version of the truth. I really do like pie. And macaroni and cheese as well.

Sayonara.

So it’s December now. That’s nice, I guess. I like Christmas and all that. But I don’t like Christmas music. I really don’t like it. I get so tired of it. I hate walking into a store that’s playing Christmas music and hearing some fat opera guy wailing on and on about Bethlehem or figgy pudding or whatever.. It’s annoying and sounds terrible. Does this really make anyone feel festive? Not me. It makes me want to burn things.

You know what else I hate? Songs like “Jingle Bell Rock” and “Rockin’ around the Christmas Tree“. You know, that sort of Christmas music that tries to be hip. Oh yeah, these songs are just so edgy and have tapped into the pulse of the nation’s youth. Rock and roll Christmas. What the hell is up with that? These songs are not cool and they never were. They suck.

Just play regular music, dammit.

Sayonara.

People say that they are bored, but not me. Things continue to be interesting somehow. Just look at this recent guestbook post! It comes from someone named “I’m bored“. My, what an exotic moniker.

I’m bored.

Ninja dude. Draw soemthing. Like a cute girl or something.

Well, sometimes you just got to give the public what they want! So if Mr. bored wants me to draw a cute girl, then drawing a cute girl is what I’m going to have to do! Cute girls are my speciality, after all.

But in a request like this, drawing just any cute girl just isn’t going to cut it. No, I’m going to have to draw something even cuter and, ummm, girlier than ever before! If boredy-boy wants me to make a cute girl drawing on his beck and call, then I’ll draw the cutest girl ever drawn! I think that this is a goal that I can reach! And so, I have finished it and am now presenting it to you all for your judgement.

Are you ready?

Are you sure?

Really?

REALLY?

Ok then! Here is the drawing of the cutest girl ever!

Awwww, isn’t she so cute? She’s just adorable! Look at that, all happy playing with her letter blocks. She even knows her ABCs already. And look at the little Pikachu plushie she’s got. How sweet. What a cutie pie. I think I gave myself a toothache.

Geeze, what in the bloody hell is this? I can’t believe that I spent the time to draw that. What was I thinking? I am just so totally sleep deprived right now. I am messed up. Instead of working on something important or actually getting some sleep like I should have done several hours prior, I go and draw a freaking baby because I think I’m so freaking funny. Well I hope somebody out there tells me that they laughed!

She is a cute baby though.

Don’t worry. Soon your boredom will come to an end, or at the very least partake in a brief reprieve. It should only be a couple more days. Come back later to see what I mean.

Sayonara.