I Got this cute little 3 line stanza of feedback in my inbox this past week. Isn’t it just great?

u suck lamoes!
Draw better pictures!
Gay wauds!

Ha ha, draw better pictures. That’s hilarious. Yeah, great suggestion. I think I’ll try that out some time.

So here we have more examples of some creative perversions of the English language by way of “lamoes” and “wauds“. I am not 100% certain of the author’s intent on either of those. I could only begin to speculate. But I won’t.

Draw better pictures?

No.

Spell better words.

Of course, the e-mail address provided by this poetic dandy was a fake. Somehow I’m not surprised.

Seriously buddy, spell better words.

Sayonara.