Ninjatron Sucks

[Ninjatron]

Ninjatron is clearly a terrible person and a terrible artist and a terrible teacher. Everyone can see that he is a weird guy, and obviously being weird is morally wrong. His bandanna is a symbol for anarchy and thus he must be stopped.

Ninjatron is bad at teaching kids how to draw. The time proven technique of staring an illustration by drawing shapes lightly, used by professionals around the world, is simply not good enough. Children should be encouraged to press as hard as they want and draw details immediately so that they don't draw like Pokemon. This is the superior drawing method. Drawing lessons should magically endow everyone within a 5 kilometer radius the instant ability to draw perfectly. There should be no need to practice or ask questions for clarification after a student participates in a drawing lesson, and the student should not assume any responsibility for the development of their own talent. What is the point of drawing lessons unless this can happen?

Ninjatron likes Japanese animation and uses Japanese words regularly in his vocabulary, such as "anime", "manga", "sushi", "Transformers", and "Godzilla". This clearly means that he wants to be Asian. Since he is a Canadian boy, he should not appreciate anything that may have come from any other cultures, or risk voiding his nationality. He should stick to Hockey and getting drunk like all other normal Canadians. Multiculturalism is wrong, and there is no benefit whatsoever to learning new things from other cultures.

Ninjatron prefers to attempt typing using proper spelling and grammar. There is no place for such behavior in this modern age. He should only type without regard for the language he is speaking or the people he is trying to communicate with. Every paragraph should be peppered with liberal usage of the lowercase "lol", and Ninjatron's failure to do so means that he must be a cruel and evil man. Typing properly with clearly defined sentence structure must mean that his orientation is highly suspect!

In conclusion, it is my opinion that Ninjatron should be banned from drawing, teaching, and using the Internet forever in perpetuity across the universe. It shall not be him who will conquer the planet Earth, but rather the Stupid Samurai, his friends, and his 11 supermodel ex-wives who should instead be in control. Only then can the world truly be united in harmony. lol.

Sayonara.